officialsolluxcaptor:

the-four-humors:

officialsolluxcaptor:

officialsolluxcaptor:

THIS OFFICE HAD ITS BLINDS UP AND THIS IS WHAT I SAW

i’m losing my mind. this is a high rise office building on the upper east side of manhattan. and the only piece of art on the wall in this office is a bikini clad anime girl with humongous bazookas that are bouncing out of sync. this can’t be real someone wake me up

I know this print, it’s actually considered a fine art piece! It’s clearly based on Takashi Murakami’s live-sized statue ‘Hiropon’:

Which, yes, she’s skipping rope with milk that she’s lactating from her bazongas. It’s actually part of a set, the other one being titled ‘Lonesome Cowboy’:

Which features a Cloud look-alike lassoing with his cum. 

Murakami is well known for taking ‘low art’ subject matter (anime, hentai, penises) and placing them in ‘high art’ contexts. I actually saw Hiropon in personal with my own two eyes at the Denver Museum of Art back in 2009. A lot of what he does is satirical, and it’s honestly pretty funny to see pictures of his artwork in American museums, surrounded by confused white baby boomers. 

That said, without the context, it DEFINITELY slaps you in the face and makes you question what the fuck is going on. Had I not found out who he was in college, Hiropon would still haunt me as the most confusing thing I’ve ever seen in a museum. 

god thank you for explaining this but also i’m still being slapped in the face as i type

scornfluke:

ommanyte:

Wahoo, it’s wiggly Wednesday!!!

first wiggly wednesday of the decade lets make it a good one comrades

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kaedien:

thank god he’s okay

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dangerouscornflake:

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bigprettygothgf:

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brawltogethernow:

*turns off the light*

my cat, who can still see perfectly, watching as I bump into a table: Ah, she has toggled the switch that controls whether she is stupid.

3 years ago, 28/12/19 | 120,215 notes

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oonaluna-art:

[Raunip and Deet]

Two members of Thra who are both close to death because of their sacrifices. 

3 years ago, 28/12/19 | 517 notes

hawberries:

me, to myself: can i offer you a snom in this trying time

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laughingsquid:

Embroidery of Homer Simpson Backing Into Bushes

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leah617:

lacefuneral:

reisz:

unarguably the funniest moment in the entire podcast so far

summary (because this audio isn’t edited and has irrelevant filler)

-Taako purchases The Slicer of Tapeer-Wheer Isles: “A stone which, on a successful Persuasion check, can be traded to anyone for the most valuable thing they have in their possession” for 900 gold.

-He also purchases a book that increases his persuasion skill, and uses it.

-Taako convinces Garfield the Deals Warlock to give him the Flaming Poisoning Raging Sword Of Doom (an extremely overpowered weapon worth 60,000 gold that Griffin placed in the game as a joke.) for The Slicer of Tapeer-Wheer Isles.

-The trade succeeds, and Taako (a wizard who has no use for a weapon like this) immediately straps it to his back, revealing that he purchased it as a fashion accessory.

You don’t need to know DnD or even this podcast to understand how great this is. Because you can hear the moment that Griffin realizes the shit his brother is about to pull, and simultaneously that he can not only do nothing to stop it, but that he gave him the tools to pull it off so *perfectly*

This is just gold.

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theladyintweed:

Archibald Thorburn 

A Hedgehog 

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